When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to do figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.
(via runyourlittleheartout)
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
(Source: unsexual, via futuremrshes)
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
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enough pope jokes. time to get down to business
to defeat the nuns
Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?
You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.
And you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you
(via runyourlittleheartout)
im stressed because i don’t want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer i just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee but there’s so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and i don’t want to do any of that
(Source: robertlightwood, via beautifell)
